The prescription game

[cotton]

Lets give this a try
The game rules are simple. Write down your fake illness, symptoms, problems etc. The next person will give you a fake prescription and follow with their illness

Note that the cure for the previous poster must always be followed by a problem, symptom or illness otherwise there is no cure for the next poster.

I will start

My feet are hairy and smelly lol

[jimliker]

prescription:

use anee french to remove hair & clean ur feet daily with anisceptic soap called dettol.

next : i get tired a lot after some work.

[cotton]

Drink 1 gallon of coffee

my ass itches lol

[Happygal]

Anti-itching cream, or scratching.

I have to shave my face every morning.

[cotton]

brazilian wax. just make sure they use clean wax cause usually brazilian wax is done on the bikini area.lol

theres a turtle on my head

[jimliker]

let it stay on ur head, but just dont let it lay eggs on u or shit

I dont focus well during political talk shows on TV

[cotton]

Get your eyes checked

I am covered in polka dots

[jimliker]

its good , u dont need to wear a bikini

i have got terrible headache.

[cotton]

Tell your sister to stop yelling then.lol

I sweat too much

[sprousefan23]

Get a cool rag

I constently hear music in my head, and break out in song.

[cotton]

shake your head till the music falls out then put ear plugs in your ears to prevent the music from going back in.

I am turning gray,my ears are growing,I have gained tons of wieght and I have grown a trunk.

[sprousefan23]

Find a Who and ask him how to save his speck of dust.

I have a procrastination problem. It started out by putting off eating healthy, now I'm not doing homework and blaming it on the grimlins...they're wily.

[cotton]

scare the gremlins off with a bright light and flush the junk food down the drain. Skip the homework you're smart enough already.


my toes are tied in a knot

[jimliker]

simply untie them...lol

i am having stomache

[cotton]

take some peptolbismal

I eat too much